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Thursday, May 15, 2008

Julius Caesar: Impostor or Emperor-Incarnate?

So, recently some divers in France found this, the oldest known bust of Julius Caesar at the bottom of the River Rhone in southern France. But what really happened was, my friend Mike posed for someone during his brief stint in the art program at Utah State, and the student—in a fit of rage because he couldn't get the nose right— flew to France and . . . . dropped it . . . . in the river. Is anyone buying this?

That's really what happened.

3 comments:

baughtronic said...

Sold.

mdpart2 said...

That guy with the feet is definitely a fake.

Aries327 said...

Mike -- I knew you were a fake!

CBG -- the real bust only costs like $10 since it's fake. A fake real bust (like yours...jk).