Get Me a Whig or Something

It just dawned on me. All this time I’ve been saying my hairstyle hails from the 80s, but really, I look like an elf. Or a Julia Roberts-Tinkerbell a la Hook. Just give me a green tunic and some earth-toned tights, maybe a bow and arrow (if we’re going with the elf look. I don’t think Tink bore arms, not in the versions I know, anyway), and some pointy ears. Actually, my left ear is already pointy, so I’m half way there! [Insert clever comment about fairy dust.]